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Rebirth as the Richest Woman in the World
by Deutsche Unforgotten
【A novel of favoritism, dual power, Tarot cards, and treating scum as they deserve!】Ten years of marriage, ten years of devotion.She poured all her talent and emotions, only to be repaid with a premeditated fire in the end.Tortured by her husband and betrayed by her best friend.Turns out, everyone around her was acting.Before her rebirth, she was a renowned talented lady in Capital City.After her rebirth, she became famous in Capital City as......an imbecile!Moreover, she turned into a destitute…
Rebirth of an Idle Noblewoman
by Road of Flowers
She was the illegitimate daughter of the Gu family from N City, and a gloomy coward in everyone’s eyes.She was an unparalleled genius in the finance world, controlling the market as if she could foresee the future.She was an inheritor of ancient medical arts, healing wounds and growing flesh on bones with a single golden needle.A legend in the ancient martial artist world, the goddess of the entertainment industry, a master of Chinese arts…She was dazzling and talented, but also cool, calculatin…
illicit relationship
by Shooting_Star
[Completed Novel.]thank you for reading.Quote of the Main Character"In the future, I will be the wealthiest person in China and sit on my throne with beautiful women in my arms."*** discord server= https://discord.gg/22hqV9gPn3synopsis:One day, a handsome young man died in a car accident. He suddenly wakes up and find himself in an unfamiliar place, but what surprised him most is that he is taking over someone else's body.He is once again surprised when he knows that he is in a parallel universe…
Myth Of Miracle: Reborn To Defy My Fate
by Littlecarrot
Xiu Wanxue woke up and found out that she was reborn. This time, she learned that she was just a nobody in this world where the daughter and the sons of destiny existed.Looking back on all the tragic events that happened in her previous life, she sighed bitterly. No wonder; they hated her so much, even if she didn't do anything wrong but wishing to get 'her' care and love.No wonder; they all loved 'her' so much. It turned out that Xiu Wanxia, her twin sister, was the daughter of destiny, who was…
My SuperVillain System: Building Legion of SSS-Ranked SuperHeroines
by Idiocrat
“Villains aren’t born, they’re made...blah...blah...”Cute quote. Stick it on your Tumblr header next to your anime pfp.You boys love your villain stories, don’t you?You want carnage. Chaos. Control. You want a dark throne, a cold smirk, and a woman kneeling at your feet begging for mercy.But you?You don’t want to lift a damn finger.You’ll cheer for the villain as he kills a god, but cry when he gets betrayed.You call it “plot armor” when the hero survives—but call it “art” when the villain does …
GOD OF ALL SYSTEMS
by Lordflash
“My Existence is a bully to the word Existence itself." Quote from Patrick.Patrick, a regular arrogant kid with extremely attractive looks and a high IQ, lived in the alternate version of Earth. But in this alternate Earth, there were awakened humans who possessed abilities beyond the scope of human knowledge. Yet, despite living in an awakened world, Patrick didn't awaken any ability. But just when he was annoyed with his unawakened life, he acquired an unknown entity called a system. With that…
Doomsday Pillars
by Avan
In January 2020, the world came to an end. When the plague started it, 80% of the population was wiped out. Despair. Tears– and blood dyed the earth. When the survivors thought there was no more hope....They came. 1008 pillars dropped from the sky, scattered all around the world in more than 100 countries. The pillars became defensive bases for all of the survivors. But in the end...after 10 years of struggle... The human race still lost. This is a story of Alex, given a second chance to start a…
Binding System
by Shooting_Star
Quote of the main character "With Binding system as my trump card, I will become the strongest man in the world and sit on my throne with beautiful women in my arms."What would you do if you died and God transmigrated you to another world?What would you do if Gods and Goddess watches and comments on your adventures?What would you do if you could communicate with Gods and Goddesses?Xiao Ming, the grandson of the Ruler, fell off a cliff when he was training martial arts with his father.When he tho…
Primordial Vampire God System
by SleepDeprivedSloth
UPDATE: I WILL START THIS ONCE MY OTHER BOOK, SHGS (SUPREME HAREM GOD SYSTEM) ENDS SINCE BOTH BOOKS HAVE THE SAME WORLD AND I DO NOT WANT CLASHES. --------"Have you heard about the rumour?" "What rumour?" "They say that there's a Vampire on the loose, he's out there killing humans mercilessly" "Hahahaha! That's the funniest joke I ever heard! Vampires? Those Slaves? Hahaha!" "Yeah, I feel the same! I think someone just started this rumour as a joke! Hahaha! How can those weaklings kill us, human…
The Heavenly Dao System
by Idczhen
Thirty Years East, Thirty Years West. Don’t you bully the young and poor!Split open the sky! Go against Heaven! Sick and tired of that kind of cultivation quote and troupe? The never-ending long grind that seemed to have one world after another once you supposedly reached the false apexes? Well, it’s time to broaden your horizons! You shall now be blessed with the perspective of someone who’s at the top of the top: Ye Ming.Someone who had foolishly decided to experience mortal life before realiz…
Flash Marriage: Shrewd Wife, Devious Husband
by Golda
***Completed***"I'll marry you if you promise to kiss me every day."On the harrowing day she lost her family, out of all the men she knew, Marcella didn't expect those words from "Sweet Baby" Tony. She thought he was not interested in her.She had to ask him for the marriage as she wanted to fulfil her sister's last wishes. She got married the day she suffered a horrifying loss.Don DeAngelo's youngest daughter became the wife of Antony Crawford. She didn't wait to think why he wanted to marry her…
BIRTH OF THE DEVILISH CEO:SO WHAT IF I'M A LADY?
by Flabbergasted
[Check out my new novel, "MAFIA’S BETRAYED BRIDE"]..[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT]She is the baddest woman on the planet. People dare not say her name, due to her ruthless reputation as a CEO for taking down companies with no mercy. She is the most dreaded person in town, no one dares to offend her and go unscathed. Some people call her, "Cold-blooded Witch", while others call her the, "Demoness"." So what if I don't have friends? I have one and I am satisfied with that.""To hell with my extended fam…
Contracted Bride Is Trapped By Her Husband
by Mountain Springs
After the death of Jocelyn's mother, her father brings home his mistress who then becomes Jocelyn's stepmother. Gradually, she becomes the least favorite person in the family. Her stepmother is mean and her younger sister always bullies her, taking away everything that belongs to her. Meanwhile, the family business is on the verge of bankruptcy due to her father being a gambler and her stepmother and sister being spendthrifts. At this time, they receive an invitation from the Brown family to a b…
The Romantic Cultivator
by Avidfan
The funniest harem cultivation is here! (No NTR)Visit the Wikia link: https://the-romantic-cultivator.fandom.com/wiki/Ji_YuanSword Saint Ji Yuan, a 'genius' sword cultivator has just breakthrough to the lofty seventh realm saint level after a period of 100 years. When he returns to his celestial clan where he was once the sect leader, he has found out that many things have changed.The worst thing had happened to him; he had lost his beautiful beard and in the Desolate Celestial Fraternity, a bea…
Villain : Conquest
by Lone_Raut_
Author: Lone RautSynopsis (Narrated by Deadpool’s Chaotic Cousin Who Forgot to Take Their Meds):Alright, gather ‘round, folks! Let me spin you a tale so dark it’ll make your therapist retire. Picture this: Yours truly was just another fancy-pants “man of culture” on a serial killer’s hit list—because apparently, collecting rare books and quoting Nietzsche makes you a target. Who knew? (Spoiler alert: I died. Surprise!) But death? Nah, that’s just the opening act. Instead of sweet oblivion, I wo…
The Quote
by m5j6A1b6EuPhoriAh
This novel is about quotes that give good messagesA man who love Quote .Its all about You and Me.
X-ray eyes Top Divine Doctor
by Golden Brocade Carp
【Hottest Bestseller】【Followed by Thousands】Medicine, as easy as lifting a finger!Fighting demons, becoming an urban legend!Bai Xiaofan's quote: I'm not singling anyone out, I just want to say... everyone here is trash!!!
Dawn Of The Freak
by Kandpalbhaskar010
Two bodies one soul, live together, die together. Follow cute Adrian and handsome Elijah on their craziest, funniest, and humor filled love experience. Elijah: 'Puppy eyes' Just one kiss, please.Adrian: 1 Million.Elijah: How about just touching your body all over?Adrian: 5 Million.Elijah: And what about sucking your dick?Adrian: 'Thinking' 10 Million.Elijah: What about fucking?Adrian: 100 Million.Elijah: 'Gulp' Then let's start with fucking?Adrian: 'Nod nod' 100 Million.(You can also read my oth…
quote of thoughts
by ttrumatizedlover
poems for the heart to relate to(:(I write what i feel into poetry (:(§ some of this might be triggering to some people do please read with caution §